Write a Bathroom Wall Limerick

I once took a shit in this stall

so thick and firm it stood tall.

It balanced on end,
that shit didn't bend,
But fell over and scraped my left ball.
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Here I sit broken hearted.
Came to shit but only farted.
Later on I took my chance,
Tried to fart but only shit my pants,
And now I learned the true meaning of sharted.
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There once was a hooker from Devonshire

She said her name was Desire
So I took a chance,
and asked her to "dance"
Now my penis feels like it's on fire!
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